We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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