Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
