If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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