I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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