Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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