Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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