Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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