Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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