Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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