Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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