i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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