What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
