I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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