He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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