I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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