I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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