I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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