so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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