Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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