i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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