He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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