guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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