i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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