Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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