operation have a gay friend backfired
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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