It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
