I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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