if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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