Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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