..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
