Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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