I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...