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(804): View more from Virginia

it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.

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(416): View more from Ontario

She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.

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(616): View more from Michigan

You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with

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