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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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