dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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