Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just had sex on a roof
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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