why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
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i think i have herpe
just one?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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