Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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