It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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