she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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