How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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