Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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