And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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