Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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