Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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