Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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