your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
birth control should be required to get into college
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
