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butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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