have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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