FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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