she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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