dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Party on wayne
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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