so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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