I am spending my child support on dildos
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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