Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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