I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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