I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
either way he was missing a nipple.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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