I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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