The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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