I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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