yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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