I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize